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Where's the baby?

While holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

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Where's the baby?

While holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

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Why don't babies work?

Because they're all out of cervix

What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

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What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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How do mermaids reproduce?

Binary fish-ion.

How do skeletons reproduce?

They don't.