Where's the baby?

While holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and picture of Jesus?

It takes only one nail to hold the picture up

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

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Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

Reproduce Jokes More Reproduce Jokes

How do mermaids reproduce?

Binary fish-ion.

Where's the baby?

While holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.