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Where's the baby?

While holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

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What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

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What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

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Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

Where's the baby?

While holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

Reproduce Jokes More Reproduce Jokes

How do skeletons reproduce?

They don't.

How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.