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Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

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Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

Proper Tea Jokes More Proper Tea Jokes

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

Theft Jokes More Theft Jokes

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.