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Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

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Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

What do you call a communist pirate ship?

The USS Arrrrrr

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

Proper Tea Jokes More Proper Tea Jokes

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What's a British student's favourite drink?

M.I.Tea

What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

Theft Jokes More Theft Jokes

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.