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Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

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Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

What do you call a frozen Communist?

A hammer and pop-sickle

What do you call a communist pirate ship?

The USS Arrrrrr

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

Proper Tea Jokes More Proper Tea Jokes

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What is a British person's favorite cereal?

Cheerios. say it in a British accent

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

Theft Jokes More Theft Jokes

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.