Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

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Why did the communists trip over?

Because they were Russian!

What do a communist and a nihilist have in common?

It's all the same to them

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Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

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What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

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What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.