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Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

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Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

Proper Tea Jokes More Proper Tea Jokes

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

British Jokes More British Jokes

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

Why didn't British explorers dig latrines?

They had pith helmets.

Theft Jokes More Theft Jokes

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.