Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

Previous Random Joke Next

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.