New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died
4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..
If you break a leg, you get cast
Because they don't want the siren to die.
They respawn.
Coz the boys pants are all half off.
He thought he might get a kick out of it!
Once you hear it, it's already too late.
No one cries when you cut up an accordion