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Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

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Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

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What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

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What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

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What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.