Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

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What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

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Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

What's the worst thing about ancient history class?

The teachers tend to Babylon.

Pilgrim Jokes More Pilgrim Jokes

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.