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Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Whatever's the matter?

Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

Pilgrim Jokes More Pilgrim Jokes

What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What did the pre-school math teacher have to say about her students?

Every single one counts.

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?

Something from another universe -ity!