Who has more testicles?

Contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

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How do you tell if someone is ticklish?

Testicles.

What do you do before deploying a tickle into production?

A testicle!

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What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

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Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris

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What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

Who has more testicles?

Contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.