Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

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Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

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What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

What sort of dance do fish do at parties?

The conga!

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What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.