Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

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Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's the crackhead's favorite song?

I wanna rock!

How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

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What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

How are women and rocks alike?

You skip across the flat ones.