Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

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Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

What did one orphan say to another?

Get in the Batmobile Robin.

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Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

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Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

Why should he when he can get bombed at home

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Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.