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Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

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What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

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What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

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Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.