Because they always miss.
John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
They are both going to miss every body.
Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.
One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon
Because they don't hit anything.
An AT-STD.