Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

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What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

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What gets louder as it gets smaller?

A baby in a trash compactor.

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.