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Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

What do you call a missing psychic midget?

A small medium at large.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

Stormtrooper Jokes More Stormtrooper Jokes

Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.