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Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

Dinosore

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

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What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking