Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

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How do you annoy people on Reddit?

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Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

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What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears.)

Why are there no bears in Antarctica?

Bearren.

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What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

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What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.