Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

Hijab Jokes More Hijab Jokes

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab