Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

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Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!