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Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

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Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

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Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why did the Polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

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Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper