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Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

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Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.