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Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

Dairy Queen Jokes More Dairy Queen Jokes

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.