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How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.