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How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.