Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

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How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

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What is the difference between a black guy and a couch?

One can actually support a family.

How about a guillotine?

Wife: Me: I'll be on the couch.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

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Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

Why did the Tinman not go to the ball?

His heart wasn't in it.