Dog:
Put him in your back yard.
Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!
I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.
A waist of time...
Just flush it like everybody else does.
It's finger licking good.
A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!
Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).
Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.
