Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

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How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids?

Because pulling out is work!!!

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

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Why are feminists so good at Street Fighter V?

Because they are always V-triggered

What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

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What did Courtney Love say before she shot Kurt?

Hole is gonna be huge.

What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod