Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

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How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

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What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

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What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

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What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d

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What is it called when Skrillex has a throat infection?

Dubstrep.

How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....

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Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.