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Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What did the baker name her dog?

Pido.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

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What's the best part about dating 26 year olds?

There's twenty of them.

What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.