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Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo.

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the best part of dating 29 year olds?

There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.