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Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What did the Jamaican Priest say to the Baker's rolls?

You a cinnamon.

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.