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Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

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What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?

First it goes ping then it goes pong.

Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

Why was the musician arrested?

He got in treble.

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.