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Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

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What do you call it when a cat howls?

It Meyowls

What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

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How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.

Why was the Human Torch arrested?

He had firearms.

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.