Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

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What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.

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Why was the musician arrested?

He got in treble.

Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

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What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.