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Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What game should you play to get your mother's attention?

PokeMom

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What do you call a ruckus in a string orchestra?

Violins

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.