Why did the duck get arrested?

Because he was smoking quack!

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What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at Christmas.

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

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Why did Snoop Dogg get arrested?

Embezzlement

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.