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Why did the duck get arrested?

Because he was smoking quack!

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Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

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Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

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What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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