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Why did the duck get arrested?

Because he was smoking quack!

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What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now?

One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.

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Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

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What is Iraq's national bird?

Duck.

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton