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Why did the duck get arrested?

Because he was smoking quack!

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What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!!:0

What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

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Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

Why was the violin coach arrested?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

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How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

Nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!