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Why did The Grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG!!!!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

Grinch Jokes More Grinch Jokes

Why doesn't The Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

Why did The Grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG!!!!