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Why did The Grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG!!!!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

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Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

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Why doesn't The Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

Why did The Grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG!!!!