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Why did The Grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG!!!!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Cook cross the road?

Because there were "Too Many Cooks".

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?

A boar constrictor!

Grinch Jokes More Grinch Jokes

Why doesn't The Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

Why did The Grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG!!!!