Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

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Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails?

He cut all his fingers off!

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

King Jokes More King Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What was the kings name?

King Philip the Third.

Landscaper Jokes More Landscaper Jokes

What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

What are they planning on calling the next die hard movie in which the main villain is a lesbian terrorist?

DYKE HARD

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.