Landscaper Jokes

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Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Davy Crockett Jokes More Davy Crockett Jokes

How does Davy Crockett take his pie?

A'lamode

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

La Mode

Hedge Fund Manager Jokes More Hedge Fund Manager Jokes

What do you call the CFO of a landscaping company?

A hedge fund manager

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!

Alamo Jokes More Alamo Jokes

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

What is the difference between Coors Light and a lake?

The can