For planning high trees, son.
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What are all these landscapers doing here?
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
The government actually wanted to stop Polio.
Antique farm equipment.
Because he hung around for too long.
A hedge fund manager
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.
Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.
Tell him your plans.
They can'telope!
God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!
Jungle Bells
When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.
There is a vas diference
They push two twins together to make a king.
Mouse Tse Tung!
