Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Cook cross the road?

Because there were "Too Many Cooks".

Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

Pothole Jokes More Pothole Jokes

Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.