Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday?

Because he had a wee cough

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony

Pothole Jokes More Pothole Jokes

Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.