Why did you hit me with your chair?

Me: Because my desk is too heavy.

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

Who's there! Chair! Chair who?

Chair you go again asking more questions!

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.