Why didn't Barbie and Ken's relationship work out?

Because Ken always came in another box.

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Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

What's the most intense part of your work out?

Me: Getting into my sports bra.

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What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

Why is Barbie not pregnant?

Because Ken came in a different box.

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Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?

He's a chic Ken.

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Why was the blond excited when she finished her puzzle after 6 months?

Because the box said 2-4 years!

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.