Why do blind people always laugh at jokes?

Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.

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Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

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Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.