Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why is it better to be ashy?

Cause it just means you spit more fire

What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids?

Fire.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

T Jokes More T Jokes

What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

Chump day.

How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

Dot Jokes More Dot Jokes

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

Lazy Eye Jokes More Lazy Eye Jokes

Why should you never date someone with a lazy-eye...?

Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.