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Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

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A star-spangled banner

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To get to the dark side.

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Bernadette

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Because he was sur to requirements.

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The punchlines are too long.

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3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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D-Bone steak

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T: I'm a Megan Trainor.

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Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.