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Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call a person with memory problems telling a joke?

To get to the other side.

Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

T Jokes More T Jokes

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Dot Jokes More Dot Jokes

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

Lazy Eye Jokes More Lazy Eye Jokes

Why should you never date someone with a lazy-eye...?

Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.