He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)
Swimming trunks
0
Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.
When the big hand touched the little hand
It's on the front page
Dad jokes
Because its in the middle of water!!!
ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.
7-Eleven on the dot.
Connect the Dots.
Because she was seeing somebody on the side.
Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.
