Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

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Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!

What's the diagnosis doctor?

What is your zodiac sign ' 'Cancer.' 'What a coincidence!'

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What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

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What did the terminally-ill dock worker say about his health care?

It's asbestos could be.

What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.