He wanted to see stars during the day.
Go axe your mother.
She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.
Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!
Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers
He felt the slack in his dog's leash.
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.
No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!
Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.
The one that keeps getting bigger
That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
So they have something to do in the afternoon.
Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.
A night watchman with a college education.
