Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers
Hey, watt's up?
Hello, how am I " "You're fine, how am I "
Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.
Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.
Digest Readers.
Because he was born in a barn.
They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
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Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."
You would rise and shine.
A baked potato.
Wanna go swimming?
He had too much to drink before he went swimming!
It's ram a dam
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