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Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

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What is Darth Vader's least favorite band?

Faith No More

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

1st Jokes More 1st Jokes

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

Jesus ' Disciple Jokes More Jesus ' Disciple Jokes

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!