Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."
Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March
He felt his presents.
A Christler.
Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)
That ash.
The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*
1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat
Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same
I dunno but its in a solo cup.
HOLY MACKAREL!