Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

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What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

What musical group is Jesus most afraid of?

Nine Inch Nails

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How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

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Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

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What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."