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Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

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Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

1st Jokes More 1st Jokes

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

Jesus ' Disciple Jokes More Jesus ' Disciple Jokes

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."