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Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall?

Dam!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!

How do boats apologise?

S ry!

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena