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Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall?

Dam!

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

Why is the rear end of a boat so tough?

It's made of stern stuff.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena