Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

What is the difference between Coors Light and a lake?

The can