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Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

What are you guys yelling about?

Them: YOU'RE DRIVING

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.