Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

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How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

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What do you yell at a Muslim striptease?

Show me your nose!

Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

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How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

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What did Jesus say to the Eskimos?

Many are cold, but few are frozen.

What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars