Why do liberal courts don't work?

Because they don't like to judge anyone.

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Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

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How do you call a judge that only gives innocent veredicts because he gave up on law school and knows nothing?

A quitter.

What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.