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Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free......

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What are your best corny jokes?

I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

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Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

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Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

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Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

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Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free......

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas