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Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free......

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What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

Why do aspirins work?

Because they're white.

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Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

Who sell the products cheaper a manufacturer or a distributor?

The store guard.

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What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

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What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free......

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What's the most popular Internet meme in China?

Ayy lMao

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free......