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Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free......

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Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

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How does JokeExplainBot work?

Having all that trivial information must be a big distraction...

What does an attorney wear to work?

A law suit.

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How much do cosmetics sell for?

Face value.

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

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What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas

What's the deal with airline food!?

LMAO