Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

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What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

Just Juan.

What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess