Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

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What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

Wet feet.

What do you get when you cross a drunk woman with a tactical grenade?

Flash-banged.)

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What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine?

Just Juan and Emmanuel.

How Do Mexicans Play Basketball?

Juan on Juan.