Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

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What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

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What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

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Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

What do you call someone who strictly prefers white rice over brown rice?

A goddamn riceist

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How can you tell if a black women is pregnant?

Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.

Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.