Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

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Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs.

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

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Who's there! Baby! Baby who?

Baby love my baby love....!

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

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How do you convert Spanish programming into English?

Yes++

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.