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Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

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What's grey and lights up?

An electric elephant!

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.

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Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

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What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!