Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

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What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

What are red heads good for?

Lighting fires.

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What do you do when you love a hotel?

You Mariott

Why do sheep love Star Wars Episode V?

Because Dey-go-bah.

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Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

Why do stoners spend so much money?

Because they're high rollers

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What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

What do you call an English rock band that is high?

THE ROLLING STONED!