Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

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What do you call an Asian gangster wearing a blue bandana?

A rice crippy.

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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Why do the French stink?

So blind people can hate them too

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

Makeup Jokes More Makeup Jokes

How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

Why is Perfume so cheap?

Because its only worth one scent!