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Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

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How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

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What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

Uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

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Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

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What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!