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Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

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What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!

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How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

Why Is Reddit Called Reddit?

Because you already read it.

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

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How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

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What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!