Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

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Why do the undead read cringe stories?

Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.

What are you reading?

Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy!

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How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

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What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

What do tight pants and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.