Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

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What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

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What do you call a epileptic roman emperor?

Just had a Seizure. (too those who dont get it read it out loud quickly)

Why does Reddit have so many reposts?

Because you already read-it.

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How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

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What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

How do you know a Muslim is lying?

Their lips are moving

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What do tight pants and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.