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Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

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Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

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What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts

What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

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Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

Hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

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What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press