Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

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Howdeepisthepool?

He had too much to drink before he went swimming!

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Windows XPlosion

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I don't know I just fly the drones

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They get all over the sheets.

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!