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Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

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How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

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What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

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Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

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Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press