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Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

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What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

What do poor people drink?

Pover-tea.

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What did one ISIS militant teacher say to their most successful student?

You da bomb.

Which cable provider offers ISIS 24/7 support?

Daesh Network

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What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

Who does a hypocrite really hate?

A hypocrite!

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press