Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

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What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

Man-go juice!

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What do you call an ISIS member who loves himself?

A nISISist

What did one ISIS militant teacher say to their most successful student?

You da bomb.

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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

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Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press