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Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

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Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

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Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

Because they are set in the future.

Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

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Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

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Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)