Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

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Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

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What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.