What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

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What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

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What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

My girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

V=75cA3xmssM

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Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?

You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.

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How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

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What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

What's 72?

69 with 3 people watching!