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What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why couldn't the 3 speed mixer get auto insurance?

He was high whisk.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

3 People Jokes More 3 People Jokes

What's 72?

69 with 3 people watching!

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.