Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

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Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

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Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

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What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

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Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

What's 72?

69 with 3 people watching!

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Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats