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Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

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What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?

She took the 33 bus twice instead.

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

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Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

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Nah brah, tadah brah!

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Many hands make light work.

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.