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Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.

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XS (excess).

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Nothing

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What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

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How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

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Because they Marry Christmas!

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Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.