Why does the KKK like Christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

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What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.

Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

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What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

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What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like sprouts!

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

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How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

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What is the KKK's favorite soup?

Clan chowder

Why does everyone like the KKK?

Cause they're the best!