What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

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A cosh(x/a)

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To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

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A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

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Because they don't have attachments!

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About ten minutes.

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Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'

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Ding Dong

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Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

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The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

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Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

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Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

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What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.